If I was a Raven
I would shit on you and your windshield
Peck out those deceptive eyes shrouded in lies
Chase you through the parking lot with my majestic midnight hued wings of wisdom
Perch on your windowsill
And give you the evil eye through that thin glass all night
Til you swear your going fucking crazy
Because you treated me like shit
Douchebag Asshat
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